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Post by everlong on Jan 9, 2003 10:45:59 GMT -5
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Post by TLCM on Jan 9, 2003 21:06:44 GMT -5
Just to keep the beer thingy going.
Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
At home as it is in the pub
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer
THe bitter, the lager
Barmen.
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Simple
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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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Post by Simple on Jan 9, 2003 21:41:05 GMT -5
Reasons Beer is better than a woman.
1. Beer labels come off without a fight.
2. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
3. Beer never has a headache.
4. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
5. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
6. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
7. A beer goes down easy.
8. You can share a beer with your friends.
9. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
10. Beer doesn't demand equality.
11. You can have a beer in public.
12. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
13. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
14. A beer does not come with in-laws.
15. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
16. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
17. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
18. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
19. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
20. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
21. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
22. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
23. Beer never complains about a wet spot.
24. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
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Post by michael on Jan 9, 2003 21:59:47 GMT -5
18. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party. ..except once when i was at a party and all these homies turned up and one wanted to "knife" me because he didn't like the packaging that my Boags came in... |
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Simple
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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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Post by Simple on Jan 9, 2003 22:04:08 GMT -5
Did you "throw down" and "bust a cap in his ass?"  |
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Post by Lauzza on Jan 9, 2003 22:06:10 GMT -5
i dream of jeanie was just on
doo-doo do do do doo do doo-doo do do do doo do, do do do DO!
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Post by michael on Jan 9, 2003 22:23:28 GMT -5
Did you "throw down" and "bust a cap in his ass?" haha..no, not just because i'm a pussy (although that's part of the reason) but i'm also smart enough to know that it's probably best not to start a group of about 30 wanna-be gangsters. |
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Post by TLCM on Jan 9, 2003 22:38:21 GMT -5
That is smart.
Do we get two mentions for posting twice?
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Post by slushpup on Jan 10, 2003 4:07:06 GMT -5
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
(i replied...now you HAVE to mention me. mwuahahaha)
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malloy
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Help! I've fallen and can't find my beer!! DOH!!!
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Post by malloy on Jan 10, 2003 7:26:23 GMT -5
fuck it, i'll put my beer on it!!!!!!!! Now get in your gouny goo goo mobile n get da fuk ouda here. Sweet 1000th
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SeLfIsH_bItCh
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"Hanging out with the Kings and Queens, hail the teenage royalty."
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Post by SeLfIsH_bItCh on Jan 10, 2003 7:39:53 GMT -5
okies
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Post by everlong on Jan 10, 2003 7:43:39 GMT -5
That's all I wanted to say. For now. The only reason you are on the list is because if I don't you will smack the shit outta me out of pity. ![]() 64.227.53.186/ubb/smilies/shifty.gif [/img] |
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Post by Dudley on Jan 11, 2003 5:17:58 GMT -5
mention in doc's post
thats what I want
lots of mentions in doc's post
thats what I want
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Post by everlong on Jan 11, 2003 7:41:24 GMT -5
THATS COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! I do the emoticon shit round here, Rolly  P.S. Don't let Josha know about our secret rendezvous |
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Post by everlong on Jan 11, 2003 10:16:54 GMT -5
BTW, I've actually prepared my 1000th post already in MSword *cough*nerd*cough*, but anyone that wants a mention (exculding Rollergirl), then reply to this thread.
Now all I have to do is get to 1000 posts.....
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