Reasons Beer is better than a woman.
1. Beer labels come off without a fight.
2. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
3. Beer never has a headache.
4. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
5. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
6. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
7. A beer goes down easy.
8. You can share a beer with your friends.
9. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
10. Beer doesn't demand equality.
11. You can have a beer in public.
12. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
13. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
14. A beer does not come with in-laws.
15. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
16. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
17. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
18. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
19. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
20. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
21. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
22. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
23. Beer never complains about a wet spot.
24. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
