I'm sorry

[TLCM]

I brutally murdered 'Leaving Home' last night. They had a wonderful little digital jukebox thingy at a party. There were pages of songs, I roughly knew about 25% of them. To make everything even worse there were 2 microphones plugged into the Jukebox, which was also attatched to a kareoke machine. Lets just say I tend to get a little hypo when I drink, I have a tendency to do the wrong things, eg take my clothes off, jump across roads infront of cars pretending to be a kangaroo, desiring to run everywhere, dance to my favourite song (when I'm drunk everysong is my favourite) and well last night, sing.

I sang ALL night to everything (even if I'd only ever heard it once or twice). The Kareoke machine only had the words for two songs (one of which I didn't know the melody) so there were alot of made up lyrics. My singing was so brilliant that I had repeated requests to turn off the mike, of course I gave them extended encores though. I only finished singing when I lost my voice and my throat felt like someone had dragged some industrial strength sandpaper through it.

Unfortunately 'Leraving Home' was one of my vicims, it was brutally massacred in a mish mash of out of key singing and mumble/screamed lyrics.

It was a fairly good night apart from the cunts scaring the shit out of me with wild dog tales, but that's anouther story.

[captain heinemann]

i really can't think of anything to say to that.

apart from well done.

or perhaps idiot.

nup, got nothing.

[TLCM]

oh, I just felt I needed to tell someone. There was no one on msn and my friends haven't been picking up the phone lately.

[kelly]

i think you should keep needing to say things, im liking these posts TLCM

[slushpup]

hey TLCM..i think weve all murdered some good songs at some point. paticularly when theres alcomohol around...
hahaha i think me and my friends have desecrated leaving home more than once... ;D

[kelly]

i vaguely remember a night about three years ago, at a party when me and a mate completely executed a few limp bizkit songs, but hey fred durst is fun to take the piss out of anytime

[TLCM]

The worst thing though is when you get up to sing a song but it's not until everyone is infront of you that you realise you only know about 5 words in the whole song.

[slushpup]

hey, just be glad you didnt start drukenly while singing...now theres embarrassment.
_{...yet another reason why i should be allowed near tequilla...}

[TLCM]

I din't start drunk but I eventually got that way.

[slushpup]

oo that last post by me was supposed to say "drunkenly dancing"
yes...hence the embarassment
starting out drunk is pretty normal...

[TLCM]

I drunkenly dance anyway, it's the only time that I do dance. If I'm not drunk I'm too self concious to do somthing like dance, but once I've had enough to drink I'm the party queen (or not).

[slushpup]

yeah...but theres drunken dancing..and then theres drunken dancing. and by the latter, i mean shaking yo groove thang in a really really uncoordniated fashion, completely unaware that everyone else is watching you and quietly pissing themselves. and then you fall on the floor. heh heh

[kelly]

drunk dancing is fun, especially since so many people will only dance when they are drunk

[panga]

kelly said:

drunk dancing is fun, especially since so many people will only dance when they are drunk

There are heaps of funny things people don't do unless they are drunk.

[captain heinemann]

like get with someone you probably shouldn't have.
i wanna get drunk - i can think of someone i want to get with.