Post by Tom on May 5, 2003 8:17:11 GMT -5
Recently a few things have come to my attention:
1. People are signing u to JBH and not positing jack shit.
2. The spam content on this BB is excessive, no thanks to 1 Cap'n Heinemann, who i suspect may have also written my physics textbook.
3. Bumping up of posts from the dark ages is not cool.
4. Ive fallen in love with Dave.
5. Matrix 2 is apparently the biggest pile of shit since... the invention of big piles of shit.
6. There are people out there who "work" for a living... Who are these people? Where do they eat? What shoes do they wear?
7. I have a profound hate for boredom...
8. ...paralleled only by a profound hate for school.
9. Shaving in the dark is not an especially brilliant idea.
10.a) Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
b) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
11. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
12. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
13. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
14. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
15. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
16. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
done.
Discuss.
1. People are signing u to JBH and not positing jack shit.
2. The spam content on this BB is excessive, no thanks to 1 Cap'n Heinemann, who i suspect may have also written my physics textbook.
3. Bumping up of posts from the dark ages is not cool.
4. Ive fallen in love with Dave.
5. Matrix 2 is apparently the biggest pile of shit since... the invention of big piles of shit.
6. There are people out there who "work" for a living... Who are these people? Where do they eat? What shoes do they wear?
7. I have a profound hate for boredom...
8. ...paralleled only by a profound hate for school.
9. Shaving in the dark is not an especially brilliant idea.
10.a) Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
b) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
11. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
12. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
13. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
14. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
15. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
16. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
done.
Discuss.
ahuh....
We cant all be hArDC0Re PuNX like you 