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Post by TLCM on May 3, 2003 7:27:21 GMT -5
Dave and I are compiling a list of what we think certain board members are in the toy world. If you don't like what we label you as then fuck you. If you can give us a logical and well defined reason on why you are not that toy then we will fuck you gently.
Heath - Teddy Bear
Apple gerl - Security Blanket
Slushpup - Hello kitty
Vish - Match-Box Car
Aaron - G I Joe
Sam - Ken Doll
Rollergirl - an old Barbie doll
Josha - one of those baby dolls that piss themselves
Phoebe - Boomerang
Heinemann - Frisbe
Dr Everlong - Spinning Top
Bossman - Miniture dinosaur
Mike - Bulldozer
Craig - The toy at the bottom of the box that no one can find.
more to come....
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Post by captain heinemann on May 3, 2003 7:31:34 GMT -5
am i a frisbee cos you really want to throw me? or is it an 'affectionate' term?
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Post by TLCM on May 3, 2003 7:37:06 GMT -5
A frisbe is fun to play with but everynow and then when you least expect it, it turns the opposite direction, suprising everyone.
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Post by bossman on May 3, 2003 8:56:55 GMT -5
minature dinosaur...not bad. It better be a T-rex
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Post by everlong on May 3, 2003 9:13:12 GMT -5
Because both have no genitalia. Rollergirl - an old Barbie doll I came up with that one  |
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Post by captain heinemann on May 3, 2003 23:20:18 GMT -5
to an extent she's right but then who really listens to OLD barbie dolls anyway?  |
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Post by captain heinemann on May 4, 2003 0:14:19 GMT -5
*climbs flies back into the carboot*
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Post by everlong on May 4, 2003 0:40:15 GMT -5
The last time I checked, frisbees had neither mouths nor hands with which to communicate. In the first financial quarter of 2003 the Mattel Corporation which owns the Barbie TM posted a net sales figure of US $745.3 million. Money talks, the world listens. I could buy and sell your ass, so how's about you get back in the car boot, eh? Three words to take back to your London 'lovepad' tonight: I OWN YOU. |
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Post by captain heinemann on May 4, 2003 2:51:07 GMT -5
i'll buy her off you for a dollar.
A WHOLE DOLLAR
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Post by TLCM on May 4, 2003 6:39:54 GMT -5
A thread is only ever good if it is made by me. Dudley - Mr Potato Head Nads - But Plug (I was going to make you a dildo but I thought you'd enjoy that too much) |
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Post by Keatch on May 4, 2003 6:53:00 GMT -5
haha, nads is a string of 8 butt plugs
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Post by Dudley on May 4, 2003 7:00:29 GMT -5
"And here are your angry eyes!"   |
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Post by Dandy on May 4, 2003 8:04:52 GMT -5
i'll buy her off you for a dollar. How does Rollergirl's stock market price being worth more than the rest of your trashy toys put together translate to being "owned", Dr Everlong? And Heinemann, I had a frisbee once. I through it on the fire and then it turned to mush. |
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Post by everlong on May 4, 2003 8:12:02 GMT -5
How does Rollergirl's stock market price being worth more than the rest of your trashy toys put together translate to being "owned", Dr Everlong? You're new at this, aren't you? |
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Post by TLCM on May 5, 2003 0:16:45 GMT -5
I'm sorry Dandy but Rollergirl is and OLD barbie. Not the sort that adds value to the stock market but the type that has had its hair cut off, head repeatedly pulled off and temporarily put back on, bits perved at by little boys and had it's limbs chewed by psycotic puppies.
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We cant all be hArDC0Re PuNX like you 
