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Post by criminally vulgar on Nov 26, 2002 5:40:58 GMT -5
fuck up and get back to being covered in more bodily fluids than a box of tissues in a teenage boys bedroom. hahah that was fucking gross! |
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Post by criminally vulgar on Nov 26, 2002 5:43:05 GMT -5
Who said I stopped? I cum 24/7 baby. that was more gross! |
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Post by Enis on Nov 26, 2002 6:11:40 GMT -5
No i'd have to say this one was worse... far worse fuck up and get back to being covered in more bodily fluids than a box of tissues in a teenage boys bedroom. |
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Post by TLCM on Nov 27, 2002 3:07:04 GMT -5
Michael, suck shit, I out grossed you.
I actually got kicked off a board for saying something like that once, but I'm not trying to give anyone ideas here tough.
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Post by michael on Nov 27, 2002 3:53:54 GMT -5
Michael, suck shit, I out grossed you. ...according to aaron..and that's only because he can visualise you and knows how disgusting your 300kg cellulite arse looks. ever seen a man walk into a cave and dissapear? thats what running into you from behind looks like, except a cave doesn't have an arse that it forgets to wipe. |
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Post by TLCM on Nov 27, 2002 4:27:11 GMT -5
lol.
My 300kg arse is obviously detached from my 55kg body then. You 2 are doing exceptionally well considering you've never seen me and live an anouther state. Now your scaring me.
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Post by Enis on Nov 27, 2002 5:16:05 GMT -5
But 300 and 55 are so close it could have just been that they are mistaken...
I had a friend that got 19 and 15 mixed up... he said "I thought she was 19"
Its a simple mistake
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Post by michael on Nov 27, 2002 6:17:35 GMT -5
TLCM - if your body is 55kg, then you must have trouble carting your 300kg arse around... yes, that's the only possible explanation i could come up withEnis - An ex-girlfriend of mine was 20, she told me she was only 19...even then people were saying it was too much as i was only 16 at the time...  |
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Post by Enis on Nov 27, 2002 8:13:27 GMT -5
yes but you didnt get a 15 yr old pregnant then find out shes not 19.
For some reason her parents werent happy
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Post by everlong on Nov 27, 2002 19:21:31 GMT -5
I'm back. Am I a mod yet? ;D
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Post by criminally vulgar on Nov 27, 2002 22:53:14 GMT -5
...according to aaron..and that's only because he can visualise you and knows how disgusting your 300kg cellulite arse looks. ever seen a man walk into a cave and dissapear? thats what running into you from behind looks like, except a cave doesn't have an arse that it forgets to wipe. *shudders* we have a winner |
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Post by Enis on Nov 28, 2002 1:13:58 GMT -5
I'm back. Am I a mod yet? ;D no but there are people who worship you now. |
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Post by TLCM on Nov 28, 2002 3:10:25 GMT -5
Well this 300kg arse that I seem to have is purely imaginary, most girls seem to believe that they are fatter than they are, this is just one of those things, thankfully.
If you could get 300 and 55 mixed up then you really are a dipshit, you should really go back to kindergarten. Even if Michael made a mistake and meant to say 55 kg arse then he'd still be a fucking cock sucking George Bush rooting little Howard from Josha's arsehole. I'm not saying that he isn't though, I would be lying if I said he wasn't.
I know someone that apparently got a 15 year old pregnant, you'd never hear him say it though, he's the sort of person that really shouldn't have a kid, he'd have it rolling joints before it could even speak.
What would you do if you got pregnant or got someone else pregnent? I'd probably keep it although it would really fuck up my life, I wouldn't be able to go through with an abortion.
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Post by criminally vulgar on Nov 28, 2002 4:38:42 GMT -5
I know someone that apparently got a 15 year old pregnant, you'd never hear him say it though, he's the sort of person that really shouldn't have a kid, he'd have it rolling joints before it could even speak. hahahahahahahhahahah give him a slap in the face for me. |
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Post by michael on Nov 28, 2002 6:07:35 GMT -5
If you could get 300 and 55 mixed up then you really are a dipshit, you should really go back to kindergarten. Even if Michael made a mistake and meant to say 55 kg arse then he'd still be a fucking cock sucking George Bush rooting little Howard from Josha's arsehole. I'm not saying that he isn't though, I would be lying if I said he wasn't. obviously you're referring to me and my "cock sucking" in a derogatory way and since you have no problem with suckin' dicks, being a cock sucker yourself, then your distaining comments are clearly homophobic. You're saying that there's nothing wrong if you were the cocksucker, but if i, a male, were to suck dicks it'd be enough to use as an insult. so there we have it fellow hotel-motel jebediarians, TLCM, a self admitted homophobe and hatemonger. |
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