Stupidest things you've ever done

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They can be in the form of offbeat shennanigans, or just something that sucked big time.

I'll post mine tomorrow - its a long list, and I can't seem to get to sleep now for some reason (So naturally I decided to come back on HMJ )

[josha]

did stuff with a batemans bay girl, the bendi bois know the deal

oh i was also bagging out a girl on NYE about kissing her cousin, only to find out a few short seconds later, that the girl i told, was the girl i was bagging

[criminally vulgar]

your secret is safe with me joshy boy.

...

SUCK IT!!!!

[josha]

hahaha

i didnt realise how bad it was until i actually saw the photo

PS. the 2003 emoticon for josh is


the 2002 josh model emoticon will be slowly extinguished from the fingers of josh

[everlong]

In the last 12 months i've:

• Decorated a friends car with tinsel and christmas decorations to 'give it a christmasy feel'
  
• Make up german sounding words and harrass random people in the street
  
• Play Hackeysack in the middle of a roundabout
  
• Tried to start a mosh at Burger King when they played that 'Jesus is alright' song (The one Reverend Lovejoy had playing in his car)
  
• Told my mum on a number of occasions that she was phat (apparently the word has a double meaning)
  
• Plenty of prank calls, such as ringing up someone to tell them that 'My favourite food is sauce'
  
• Finding some cardboard tubes, taking them to the park, and doing my best Billy Zane impression from Zorro on the playground. We also took the 'fight' to a freeway overpass, right outside a crowded restaurant, In front of Big W, In front of a Santa village, in front of a servo, and in a shopping centre carpark where we were 'removed' due to trying to get a shopping trolley to use to recreate a scene from 'a knights tale'
  

And remember, i'm also 20 years old too ;D

[kelly]

i think my 19th birthday was probably a whole bunch of stupid things, and a trip down south lead to some very embarassing tales, but atleast i wasnt alone as all 8 of us had many moments shared

[slushpup]

this wasnt actually my fault..but it was still embarrassing. at the first cosmonautical gig, i was watching the first band o the day from the front and decieded to get out of there, so the security guy tried to pull me out of the crowd. only my foot was stuck. so there i was, hanging upside down for like 5 minutes while him and the crowd were all tryign to wedge me free. to top that, my shorts were practically falling down in front of everyone. but heres the kicker- the lead singer of the band sees my predicament announces to the crowd "hey everyone, see that girl down there? try help her out because shes stuck". so everyone looks.

im scarred for life

[Lyndon]

The stupidest thing I've ever done is your mum. Not that that, in itself, is so stupid, but I feel like the fool for not thinking something was up when she told me she was a virgin.

[sam]

Read Lyndon's posts.

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Lyndon said:

The stupidest thing I've ever done is your mum. Not that that, in itself, is so stupid, but I feel like the fool for not thinking something was up when she told me she was a virgin.

HAHAHA, THE JOKES ON YOU!

I have two dads

[sam]

Dr. said:

In the last 12 months i've:

• Decorated a friends car with tinsel and christmas decorations to 'give it a christmasy feel'
  
• Make up german sounding words and harrass random people in the street
  
• Play Hackeysack in the middle of a roundabout
  
• Tried to start a mosh at Burger King when they played that 'Jesus is alright' song (The one Reverend Lovejoy had playing in his car)
  
• Told my mum on a number of occasions that she was phat (apparently the word has a double meaning)
  
• Plenty of prank calls, such as ringing up someone to tell them that 'My favourite food is sauce'
  
• Finding some cardboard tubes, taking them to the park, and doing my best Billy Zane impression from Zorro on the playground. We also took the 'fight' to a freeway overpass, right outside a crowded restaurant, In front of Big W, In front of a Santa village, in front of a servo, and in a shopping centre carpark where we were 'removed' due to trying to get a shopping trolley to use to recreate a scene from 'a knights tale'
  

And remember, i'm also 20 years old too ;D

Weak.

Ever been stabbed because your friend said to a knife-weilding maniac "EH MATE YOU GOT CRUSTY JOCKS!"..I havn't..but I was there when it happened to I_H8_JEBS.

[Ashamcgee]

i drank a whole bottle of jim beam in one hour to show that i could do it...my mind passed out but my body carried on for about two hours....

[Ashamcgee]

hehe and one time we tried wagging school by making up a fake funeral and posting it in the paper and everything. it all came crashing down when our teacher called our parents sending their condolences.

[Dudley]

you got the day off school though right?

- uh when I slicced my hand open jumping the fence at homebake and then told st johns that someone's badge sliced me
- when i sent that forward of a guy fingering a girl at some dance and it ended up me and my principal looking at the uh.. picture in her office 'where did you get this?' 'uhhh my brother sent it to me? '
- getting caught for having a pensioners ticket and pretending to be stupid 'what do you mean? it said concession?' yeh...

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armon_swank said:

Weak.

Ever been stabbed because your friend said to a knife-weilding maniac "EH MATE YOU GOT CRUSTY JOCKS!"..I havn't..but I was there when it happened to I_H8_JEBS.

No, but I nearly killed myself when I tried to swim to my best friend to try and help him when he got pulled into the ocean by the rip. Nearly drowned myself.

Does that count?