Lucmeister
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i guess im not so average after all
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Post by Lucmeister on Jan 3, 2003 11:04:08 GMT -5
picture this: new years morning and im fast asleep in bed nursing a hangover. suddenly my framed jebediah poster (autographed album #3 poster) slides off the top of my bookshelf and smashes into my face. i wake up screaming and discover blood is pissing out of my head. my girlfriend is hysterical and after much confusion and a fuckload of blood we go to the hospital and they glue my eyebrow back into one piece.
i don't know what to think ;D
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Post by TLCM on Jan 3, 2003 20:19:15 GMT -5
I know, the poster wasn't very well balanced and fell off and you happened to be sleeping underneath it and it hit you.
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Lucmeister
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Post by Lucmeister on Jan 3, 2003 23:09:16 GMT -5
thats far to simple an explanation, i suppose someone hapopened to be polishing their rifle in the texas book depository as jfk was driving past and it went off by accident
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Post by Dudley on Jan 3, 2003 23:18:30 GMT -5
lol ;D
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Post by slushpup on Jan 4, 2003 0:34:56 GMT -5
yes. jebediah are definately trying to kill you. i can see no other possible explanation. i suggest possibly entering yourself in the witness relocation program? or barring that, move to greenland.
go paranoia! ;D
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Post by josha on Jan 4, 2003 5:11:33 GMT -5
you have a girlfriend?
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Post by everlong on Jan 4, 2003 9:22:04 GMT -5
They're not, lupty. Can I suggest that Dr Elephant were trying to kill you, and leave it at that?! (I'm assuming that being a Darwinite you're gonna understand that)?! Whoa, WTF, If i'd wanna kill someone, i'd find a more clever means of doing so (e.g. by use of paper clips and bi-carb soda) |
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Lyndon
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Post by Lyndon on Jan 4, 2003 14:07:53 GMT -5
I've only read the topic of this thread - not the body or the replies - but I can safely answer yes.
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Post by everlong on Jan 4, 2003 22:56:11 GMT -5
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Post by josha on Jan 5, 2003 4:49:38 GMT -5
oh wait, your gay
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Lucmeister
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Post by Lucmeister on Jan 5, 2003 4:51:49 GMT -5
i saw dr.elephant play last night actually, and they have gotten even shitter. they have a couple of new band members (they replaced the bassist) and a bogus setlist. ;D
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Post by everlong on Jan 5, 2003 5:00:22 GMT -5
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Post by josha on Jan 5, 2003 5:00:57 GMT -5
god you are soooooooooo gay lupty, sooooooooo very very gaaaaaaay
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Post by TLCM on Jan 5, 2003 5:30:43 GMT -5
picture this: new years morning and im fast asleep in bed ;D This just occured to me, why were you in bed, you should've been out partying, that's why the poster fell on you, it was a sign. (cue spooky music). |
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Lucmeister
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Post by Lucmeister on Jan 5, 2003 6:33:12 GMT -5
well by morning i mean 3 in the arvo, i work nights so to me that is pretty fucken early. ;D
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