Post by TLCM on Jan 5, 2003 5:07:18 GMT -5
Come on you know the jokes that seriously aren't funny but make you laugh because they are so dumb. [This is not a gateway for some brilliant come-back].
Q.)Why did the bird fall out of the sky?
A.)It was tied to a piano.
Q.)How do you get Jimmy off a bike?
A.)Throw a fridge at him.
Q.)What's yellow and black and if it fell from a tree it would kill you?
A.)A Bulldozer.
Q.)Why don't teddy bear biscuits where pants?
A.)Because they're crummy.
Q.)Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A.)He had no arms.
Q.)Why did the Elephant paint himself all different colours?
A.)So he could hide in a crayon box.
Q.)Why is an Elephant large, grey and wrinkled?
A.)Because if it was small, round and white it would be an Aspirin.
Q.)What would you get if a herd of stampeding Elephants trampled Batman and Robin?
A.)Flatman and Ribbon.
Q.)What’s the difference between a Mosquito and a Fly?
A.)A Mosquito can fly but a Fly can’t mosquito.
Q.)What’s green and smells of bacon?
A.)Kermits finger.
Q.)What do you get when you cross a Parrot with a Centipede?
A.)A Walkie – Talkie.
Q.)Why did the bird fall out of the sky?
A.)It was tied to a piano.
Q.)How do you get Jimmy off a bike?
A.)Throw a fridge at him.
Q.)What's yellow and black and if it fell from a tree it would kill you?
A.)A Bulldozer.
Q.)Why don't teddy bear biscuits where pants?
A.)Because they're crummy.
Q.)Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A.)He had no arms.
Q.)Why did the Elephant paint himself all different colours?
A.)So he could hide in a crayon box.
Q.)Why is an Elephant large, grey and wrinkled?
A.)Because if it was small, round and white it would be an Aspirin.
Q.)What would you get if a herd of stampeding Elephants trampled Batman and Robin?
A.)Flatman and Ribbon.
Q.)What’s the difference between a Mosquito and a Fly?
A.)A Mosquito can fly but a Fly can’t mosquito.
Q.)What’s green and smells of bacon?
A.)Kermits finger.
Q.)What do you get when you cross a Parrot with a Centipede?
A.)A Walkie – Talkie.
