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Post by criminally vulgar on Jan 15, 2003 7:14:49 GMT -5
ok so everyone here knows we dont need a mod that bad, but we do know the u.s. needs a new president stat, so i am campaigning for dr everlongs presidency.
all in favour, say 'I'
there is no opposed cos if you are opposed then you should be dead anyway.
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Post by everlong on Jan 15, 2003 7:18:03 GMT -5
Thankyou Aaron. There will be a position waiting for you in the 'oral' office
*boom-boom ching!*
But seriously.....
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Post by criminally vulgar on Jan 15, 2003 7:22:13 GMT -5
hahahahah that was a play on oval right?  i get it heheheheheh   as the good docs key campaign administrator, i announce that he will be appearing for autographs this time this place tommorrow evening, so line up early this is a once in a lifetime opportunity! |
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Post by everlong on Jan 15, 2003 7:38:37 GMT -5
Play on words? um, yeah....sure tiger.....
I will be signing copies of my new autobiography 'My life as an endoplasmic reticulum - The Dr. Everlong story' tomorrow too. I feel its a fine read, and all proceeds will be donated to 'The human fund' - money for people.
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Post by criminally vulgar on Jan 15, 2003 7:42:21 GMT -5
*points at everlong* vote ONE, whos da man?, hes da motherfuckin man!
EL VOTO UNO DOCTI EVERLONGER!
OR WE'LL KILL YOU!
*this has been an italian gansta production*
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Post by everlong on Jan 15, 2003 7:43:48 GMT -5
*cue sopranos theme*
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Post by criminally vulgar on Jan 15, 2003 7:51:26 GMT -5
MOTHERFUCKER!!! *girl screams in background* SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!! *gunshots* *girl screams* ok NOW cue soprano theme  |
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Post by everlong on Jan 15, 2003 7:54:34 GMT -5
That show is hella cool \m/ *grabs gun* \m/ |
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Post by criminally vulgar on Jan 15, 2003 8:00:53 GMT -5
got yourself a gunnnnnnnnnn
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Post by everlong on Jan 15, 2003 8:02:53 GMT -5
In other news, aaron just helped me gain 5 extra posts. Thats why I married you  |
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Post by criminally vulgar on Jan 15, 2003 8:06:17 GMT -5
NO DAVE I WILL NOT WEAR A DRESS AND GIVE BIRTH TO A SON AND DAUGHTER!!!
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Post by everlong on Jan 15, 2003 8:11:40 GMT -5
Quiet you. We agreed that I would be Tony Soprano and you would be the wife Now grab yourself a gun, BITCH |
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Post by criminally vulgar on Jan 15, 2003 8:20:54 GMT -5
you're dead.
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Post by TLCM on Jan 15, 2003 18:35:58 GMT -5
I vote for Everlong as president, anyone would be better than the current (there are no words that will completly describe him, he's too fucked up) president. So Aaron, don't shoot the Doc, he has to save the world.
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Post by criminally vulgar on Jan 15, 2003 21:09:22 GMT -5
I vote for Everlong as president, anyone would be better than the current (there are no words that will completly describe him, he's too fucked up) president. So Aaron, don't shoot the Doc, he has to save the world. i'll only shoot him if a) he makes me wear a dress or b) makes me bear his children. |
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i get it heheheheheh 
