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Post by Princess Monkey on Apr 16, 2002 19:38:36 GMT -5
if luke is a bath
then how does a bath become lukewarm?
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Post by everlong on Apr 16, 2002 21:03:56 GMT -5
When does a game boy become a game man?
When a building has been constructed, shouldn't it be called a 'built'
If pigs could fly, would they be faster than birds?
If businesses like Mcdonalds are open for 24 hours, then why are there locks on the doors?
I WANT ANSWERS TOO, DAMMIT!
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Post by Born In A Burial Gown on Apr 16, 2002 21:54:16 GMT -5
ok, i'll answer ur questions:
a game buy becomes a game man when he is used for the first time
a building shouldnt be called built because theres always the chance of it being destroyed by terrorists, so theyd have to change it back to building when they start building it again.
pigs would never be faster than birds if they could fly cause they're so fat they wouldnt go very fast and people would shoot them and eat them for dinner.
and McDonalds have locks on the doors so the employees don't escape during their working hours when they have long shifts.
some of this probably doesn't make sense but i know that all of it is total shit!
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Post by michael on Apr 17, 2002 2:50:51 GMT -5
then how would customers get out??
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Post by paddy_gibbo on Apr 17, 2002 3:11:54 GMT -5
If an anarchistic political party gains power then do they, by defintion, have to disband their government?
Who was the first guy to look at a cow's udders and say "I'm gonna pull on those things and drink what comes out"?
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Post by paintbrushes on Apr 17, 2002 4:39:10 GMT -5
why isnt this in 'talking shit'??
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Post by Born In A Burial Gown on Apr 17, 2002 8:07:21 GMT -5
then how would customers get out?? yes.....how WOULD the customers get out?? hmmm.....maybe they dont!! |
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Post by michael on Apr 17, 2002 8:21:50 GMT -5
no, no, they do..i was there earlier today and i'm no longer there...hence i got out
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Post by Born In A Burial Gown on Apr 17, 2002 8:40:30 GMT -5
Maybe u just think u went out, but really ur still there!! its all in the mind! they fuck up ur mind, or rather the food fucks up ur mind, and once u go in, u never leave the store......
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Post by lanie on Apr 17, 2002 8:49:10 GMT -5
hey
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Post by Princess Monkey on Apr 17, 2002 19:49:11 GMT -5
strangely enough no one has even tried answering my question about luke
and this probably should be in the Talking Shit section but Releases just seemed so empty
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Post by Born In A Burial Gown on Apr 17, 2002 23:02:00 GMT -5
well ur one about luke is a bit confusing....
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Post by Princess Monkey on Apr 18, 2002 17:48:58 GMT -5
huh...no its not.....well.....actually i guess it is
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Post by everlong on Apr 18, 2002 20:59:34 GMT -5
if luke is a bath then how does a bath become lukewarm? Ok, let me take a punt at this: What if you named your bath Luke initially, and for it to become Lukewarm, you just call it that? What about that? *Crickets chirping*  |
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Post by Princess Monkey on Apr 19, 2002 0:24:42 GMT -5
im gonna have a crack at my own question
if luke was in your bath
youd make him warm by well..... you get the picture
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