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Post by TLCM on May 15, 2003 6:18:52 GMT -5
Most people here are of an age where they drink, whether legally or not. Alcohol however produces some very funny and sometimes embarrasing stories. Share them here.
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Post by josha on May 15, 2003 6:42:08 GMT -5
youve heard all of my stories
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Post by slushpup on May 15, 2003 8:16:27 GMT -5
um...theres really too many to recall. one staple one for me is that i always seen to lose my sense of balance/gravity ect and have been known to randomly fall over into bushes....  ive also been known to occassionally post on hmj when im drunk. so yeah..the evidence is at your disposal.  |
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Post by TLCM on May 16, 2003 6:12:01 GMT -5
Some bastard stole some of my drink last weekend so I didn't do anything embarrasing, however some others got into a bit of a mess.
One of my friends has a thing with driving other peoples cars. Early on she got pulled over by the police in a 50km zone going 70km. However they only pulled her over because someone was hanging out a window. When they pulled her over they breath tested her and she was over, so they took the car rego and asked to see her liscence. Only problem was she's still on her L's, no one in the car had a full liscence and no one had any liscence with them. When asked her details she used one of her friends names and addresses however when they got to birthdate it was, "ugh shit, I forgot". Lucky for her the Police let her off.
A guy at the same party drank too much too soon and vomited all over himself and had to be driven home.
Anouther guy had a fight with his girlfriend. She lives at the other end of the suburb but they decided to go egg her house anyway. The 'responcible' adult at the party came out when he heard their plan and started yelling at them for going to egg a house. "What do you want to go around throwing eggs at peoples homes for?" "Don't throw eggs, throw bricks", he then went outside to find some bricks. However they ended up leaving with the eggs. Only a few blocks away they got impatient and threw the eggs at the pre-school. Then the cops came and they ran. The cops put on their siren and chased after them. 1 girl made it back and 10 minutes later we get a phone call asking where the party was. The others all managed to get lost, one guy walking in the opposite direction and ending up on the wrong side of the suburb. Only one person got caught though and since he was over 18, walking and had no drugs they couldn't charge him.
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Post by kelly on May 16, 2003 6:21:00 GMT -5
ok here we go
1. my 19th at the newport, knocking shit over eveywhere. newport regulars will know that the stools they have are incredibly hard to ge onto if you are short, drunk or not, and i dropped a jug trying to get on to one of them.
2.steves hotel, nedlands, stupidly drunk getting with some chick in the line, then continued to sit in a chair and vomit over the edge for about and hour before my saviour sara took me home. i didnt even move away from my vomit. one classy sheila here people!!
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Post by slushpup on May 17, 2003 7:57:25 GMT -5
my whole schoolies was one big embarassing drunk story... |
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Post by TLCM on May 17, 2003 23:33:52 GMT -5
A girl I go to school with saved some blokes life a little while ago. She was at a party and some guy had passed out and everyone just stepped around him. She checked his pulse and he was dead. She did cPR, no one helped for ages and eventually she rescitated him. A week later he was in gaol for drug dealing.
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Post by TLCM on Sept 29, 2003 0:29:44 GMT -5
Alcohol wasn't the cause, but it was involved. I went to a little shindig last night and it was so crap to begin with that people kept arriving and then leaving again eventually everyone, including the guy that lived there disapeared into town, leaving me with 2 guys. Well, one of the guys and I went up stairs  . They all get back and find one person downstairs, they troop upstairs open a door to find me and the other guy doing it. After that they come in twice more with torches, that is just not cool. Surely I derserve just a little privacy. The guy who lived in the house also got mega pissed and chucked the computer off the roof, also not cool. |
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Post by sam on Sept 29, 2003 0:43:23 GMT -5
Alcohol wasn't the cause, but it was involved. I went to a little shindig last night and it was so crap to begin with that people kept arriving and then leaving again eventually everyone, including the guy that lived there disapeared into town, leaving me with 2 guys. Well, one of the guys and I went up stairs . They all get back and find one person downstairs, they troop upstairs open a door to find me and the other guy doing it. After that they come in twice more with torches, that is just not cool. Surely I derserve just a little privacy. The guy who lived in the house also got mega pissed and chucked the computer off the roof, also not cool. You also got laid. Last night I was so stoned that I got motion sickenss from my xbox and had to lie down. Good times. |
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Post by TLCM on Sept 29, 2003 0:53:15 GMT -5
I got laid big time, twice in one night, first time 2 1/2 hours, second time 20-30 mins. Why didn't you mention the motion sickness before? That's so funny. I hear anouther ex HMJer got laid last night, they went 1st time for an hour then for 20 mins.
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Post by bexta on Sept 29, 2003 0:55:02 GMT -5
Yeah I fall over alot, most painful one is where I got out of a car and fell into a big ditch and snapped a bone in my ankle
Other than that just saying stuff and I always have "Dont say that... fuck, whyyyyyy are you saying this" in my head AS I say it... I suck
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Post by TLCM on Sept 29, 2003 1:04:51 GMT -5
Pretending to be a kangaroo and jumping across country roads can be fun. But the first time my friends tried it they happend to be jumping infront of the police.
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Post by captain heinemann on Sept 29, 2003 2:01:27 GMT -5
well i got drunk on saturday... probably the drunkest i have been... i embarassed myself in front of this dude that i like(d?) but who has been messing me about and i think i might have proclaimed i loved him like eight times and i just cringe everytime i think about stuff... which isnt very much because i cant remember very much... like at all... but i fell over a lot and i melte dmy shoe a bit and bascially made a big fool of ymself... at least i didnt chuck until everyone else had left. apparently i went outside to everyone a lot and shouted stuff to them... oh fuck. im so fucked.  |
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Post by slushpup on Sept 29, 2003 6:02:13 GMT -5
apparently last thursday night i was walking around, spotted my sister, who was playing quarters or something with some guys...and went to hug her. but apparently i sort of jumped and tackled her to the floor. apparently.  dave...care to comment?
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Post by captain heinemann on Sept 29, 2003 6:04:41 GMT -5
*holds breath.
*does high kicks.
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. They all get back and find one person downstairs, they troop upstairs open a door to find me and the other guy doing it. After that they come in twice more with torches, that is just not cool. Surely I derserve just a little privacy.
We cant all be hArDC0Re PuNX like you 