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Post by captain heinemann on May 1, 2003 2:22:24 GMT -5
uh, hello! are you wearing the advice columnist hat??? I DON"T THINK SO!!!  |
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Post by captain heinemann on May 1, 2003 2:25:22 GMT -5
She can sell off her friendship on ebay?!  Ok advice columnist; should I stay or should I go from my KFC job.. been there about 5 months and in one month I get off my trainee wage.. eat chicken. |
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Post by captain heinemann on May 1, 2003 2:32:37 GMT -5
Advice person: Is Rollergirl old enough to be my father? that depends.. what is your inner child telling you? dos it show embittered hate and anger or does it express a more calm flowers and bunnies side? waht colours are the flowers? do the bunnies have heads? do you think that there might be some confusion within you that leads you to look towards rollergirl as a father figure... why do yout hink of her as old enough to be your FATHER? is it that your mother is insanely young or that your father is and you see him as a threat to your masculinity and link him to roller becasue you see her too as a threat to your masculinity. or is it just that you cant find somehwere to hide you deep feelings of love and devotion to rollergirl and instead of following the traditonal young male course and giving her a good hard kick you instead confuse her with your father becsue you love your father. either way yes, yes she is. |
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Post by captain heinemann on May 1, 2003 2:39:58 GMT -5
I beleive i bid $2.50 but was unsuccessful heinemann: is it alright to use the word "gay" in an insult, or is it abit harse or too much of an assumtion? what a gay question, you've got to be gay asking me something like that. |
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Post by captain heinemann on May 1, 2003 2:45:17 GMT -5
trainee wage...i bet you get about $6.50 per hour! lol... i think you already know the answer to this one dude... but find another job first... go to a newsagency...they are good - but if you're in school you'll be doing saturdays and sundays... SORRY to advice person! i just had to say something...  the hat is not on you, its on me, so maybe you should show some CONTROL!!!! |
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Post by captain heinemann on May 1, 2003 2:50:59 GMT -5
then you'll go up to - about $7 an hour... its really not worth it hey... um, just one question - you're still on training wage after 5 months? thats illegal dude. you should have been off that wage after a max of 2 months! it only takes 6-8 weeks to train a KFC FSA but then again...its bludgey work...hrm... its really not worth it tho. oh and dont try to get fired coz then you wont get a reference from them...and food place references are alright to have in your resume i used to work there...the wankers that work there get stupider every shift (note: don't talk to people you work with, from my experience in QLD, kfc workers are freaks of naturehaha, looks like dudley got jibbed. i mean: eat chicken. |
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Post by sarah on May 1, 2003 2:51:02 GMT -5
your problem is a unique and interesting one and requires deep thought.... deep thought which i may possibly not give it... your main problem seems to be money.. you cant go to concerts you cant buy your friendships and you cant go on holiday. go see cartman but pass on little birdy... if they are playing the same gig TOO BAD.. dont see little birdy... talking back to the advice columnist is probably not recommended yeah? oh well... my problem isn't money, it's just this week i've paid out $$$$$ for something and was trying to decide how important seeing cartman is. the answer to which is very. and it's one price my dear, so seeing little birdy isn't going to make any difference, except i'll be able to have an opinion when i hear people yapping on about how they're either "the next big thing!" or "so overrated already". fuck it doesn't take long for the criticism to strike does it? give katie and co. a chance, from what i've heard i think they're amazing.* *random little opinion for your enjoyment there. i thought i was over it and i've been contemplating selling all my shit for a long time now. but i've been that obsessed over it for that long, it'd probably be like losing a leg. the holiday can wait... i'll just try and find a new, slightly-tolerable job. sar ain't that kind of girl, despite popular belief... you know you actually really do have a point there. cheers. |
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Post by captain heinemann on May 1, 2003 3:11:16 GMT -5
talking back to the advice columnist is probably not recommended yeah? oh well... my problem isn't money, it's just this week i've paid out $$$$$ for something and was trying to decide how important seeing cartman is. the answer to which is very. and it's one price my dear, so seeing little birdy isn't going to make any difference, except i'll be able to have an opinion when i hear people yapping on about how they're either "the next big thing!" or "so overrated already". fuck it doesn't take long for the criticism to strike does it? give katie and co. a chance, from what i've heard i think they're amazing.* *random little opinion for your enjoyment there. i thought i was over it and i've been contemplating selling all my shit for a long time now. but i've been that obsessed over it for that long, it'd probably be like losing a leg. the holiday can wait... i'll just try and find a new, slightly-tolerable job. sar ain't that kind of girl, despite popular belief... you know you actually really do have a point there. cheers. so go see cartman and little birdy and wear earplugs, put your nirvana stuff in storage (so that you can waste EVEN MORE money), doesnt matter if your not that kinda girl.. think about it like this... i cant think of anything that could seem even particularly profound there.... damn. oh.... oh! hey one point for me... yes! |
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Post by captain heinemann on May 1, 2003 3:12:07 GMT -5
and i just agve you two different advice thingys on the same thing you owe! maybe |
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Post by everlong on May 1, 2003 7:10:05 GMT -5
Dearest Davey Boy, Yes. Yes I am. And as your father, I probably shouldn't be doing this *shoves hand down Dave's pants*. Yours sincerely Aunty Rollergirl Way to 'old' up this thread, geezer |
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Post by Super Ted on May 1, 2003 7:18:51 GMT -5
uh... mediel and superted you are obviously mistaken, whacko and can contact eighty on 92121011 looks that way ... he took my words out of context, i said he was sweet for saying he'd do anything for a girl that asked him to do something... and i was being sarcastic when i called him intelligent. now im thinking i need some therapy for the whole number-giving & contact-him thing. Oh could you please tell me what i should do about this: i wrote a weird dream down that i had last year, and a month after i had the dream, it actually happened...this has been happening to me quite a lot ever since. should i go see somebody about this? |
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Post by TLCM on May 1, 2003 19:55:55 GMT -5
But doesn't everyone get those dreams.
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Post by Mediel on May 1, 2003 21:15:25 GMT -5
now im thinking i need some therapy for the whole number-giving & contact-him thing. oh yeah... |
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Post by captain heinemann on May 2, 2003 2:40:06 GMT -5
Oh could you please tell me what i should do about this: i wrote a weird dream down that i had last year, and a month after i had the dream, it actually happened...this has been happening to me quite a lot ever since. should i go see somebody about this? oh this used to happen to me all the time and then i realised that it oculd be somthing else. okay if you hadnt written the dream down on paper i would say that possibly something has gone wrong in the matrix and your suffering double cat syndrome but seeing as you spoiled it all and wrote it down there goes that theory (much as that cat may possibly have). the other explanation could be that its something that is very likely to happen. like you went to a concert with a friend who was on the door list and you met the band and it was the greatets day of your life and then in waking time you went to this concert with this friends and you did meeet the band cos it is a turn of events that could plausibly happen. or perhaps your dream was that of you climbing tress to escape monkeys and then the tree turning into a ginat pillow and you floundering in it until finally you saw tom cruise who was actually melanie someone dressed up as tm and you could tell cos he was wearing a blue sock. in which case you were probably high. another possibility is that seeing as you remembered this dream quite well and wrote it down you would have read it more than once so that when something similar happened you manipulated the ocntext so that it would happen the way it happened in your dreams. think about it: all our memories are our memories. if i went into you head and changed your memory that would be how you remembered something,. if your dream was something that was sort of.. like you and your friends doing something etc or something ina natural setting then when it happened similar to your dream "(as our dreams reflect what is ahppeneing in our life) then maybe your head manipulated it into prettymuch the same form and you dont know any different because its impossible for you to remember any different. anyway my advice is that you should tell everyone you know about all your dreams so that if it happens again then youll look pretty fucking good... that or it'll just stop becsaue it had never happened in the first place (oh and i get those dreasm all the time too but usally its just a little thing like the way someone has sat in a chair or a teache rletting us go early or... something.) oh and i think i need more information to actually give you a double plus good (good ol 1984) response rather than this vaguely fantastic one |
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Post by Super Ted on May 4, 2003 21:14:08 GMT -5
nah the dream was more symbolic...
i didn't learn the dream so that when it happened i made it happen... err get me?
it was just one of those dreams that when you wake up, you say to yourself "what the fuck?" and then go back to sleep and then remember it the next day and wonder what the hell it meant... then forget about it. yeah: here it is...
"i had a dream last night...i was in garden city at night time with the tank engine and my and his friends... he didn't really speak to me...so i sat next to him and he took my hand...and we were just there in a parking lot, and i can't remember how we got to the parking lot, but we did, and his friends were vandalising a vacant building site, then we ran off because of something to do with watermelons...then we were back at garden city...i was walking to uni for some reason, except i decided to walk up the hill (i was on my own at this point in time). i didn't know where i was going, so i just followed the sand and the building sites...then i saw this huge concrete building being constructed right in the middle of my path up to uni...and then spoke to one of the brickies because i couldn't get past unless i stepped onto the wet concrete that was blocking my way...and i can't remember what he told me because at that point, i woke up."
i'll just promote myself as psychic.
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