Post by michael on Apr 6, 2003 8:26:46 GMT -5
well it's taken me about 18 months but i've finally reached the magical 1000th post. Dave made me write something about everyone, blame him.
Dave – Well what can I say about Dave…He started this tradition about commenting on everyone for your 1000th post so I guess all I can say is Dave, Fuck you. All these feigned niceties really aren’t necessary. After all it’s not everyone else who made me post 1000 times, it was my commitment, my perseverance…basically it was my greatness that made me put up with imperialistic scum like you. And another thing, why the fuck did you make a big deal about your 1000th post anyway? You didn’t earn it, all you post is pointless spam. You’re like joshy without the excuse of being a newbie.
Sam – There’s many ways to describe Sam. “buffy nerd”, “harry potter nerd”, “buffy nerd”, “HIV infected”, “buffy nerd”…but I think the most fitting is “a defensive date rapist who hides the fact that he’s a wanna-be artfag behind his helmet-like hair cut.”
Josha – For some reason when thinking of Josha I always think of child porn…Not in the kind of way that I then go and jack off, but more in the “hi, my name’s Josh and I carry photos of the Olsen twins in my wallet” kind of way.
Aaron – Aaron created quite a stir on HMJ one day. Then he conformed, he went against everything he believed in because he was scared of getting kicked off the board. I’ll wait until you’re older then drop a match whilst you’re getting a kerosene bath.
Slushpup – Everyone always says that you’re the nicest person on the board…What the fuck is the deal with that?! Who are you trying to impress?! This is the Internet, not some Peru prison system beauty contest. God gave women periods, can’t you see he doesn’t want you to be nice.
TLCM – Well, well, well…Tanya. You live in a small country town. I guess I should congratulate you on not killing yourself yet. Why?
AppleGerl – So you’ve got shingles? Maybe you should concentrate on continuing to be a revo rather than being more like a pirate. After all, look where it got John Lennon. *bang bang*
Phoebe – Where to start, where to start. I love you.
Heath – This guy likes Guns N Roses, (or should that be “Guns and Motherfucken Roses”?), and Jebediah trust him to manage them? WHERE’S THE STADIUM SHOWS, HEATH?! WHERE’S THE CHANGING LINE-UP?! The only reason you’re still managing Jebediah is because you’re not good enough for Andrew W.K. to employ you.
Dudley – Well Ellen, you’re the silent achiever of the board. And by that I mean you continue to achieve the status of “shittest poster” without anyone really noticing. I guess the newbies detract the attention away from you. Damn shame, there’s a lot of reasons to hate you. The Vines.
Nads – I guess you don’t post here enough. So you really don’t deserve to have me writing about you. Just like Carl on the Simpsons, you’re the token inclusion.
Michael – For someone who seems to bag everyone else’s musical tastes, you sure do like some shit bands. On top of that you’ve got gay porn on your computer, you like ‘heart of glass’ and last night you were making a list of the places you and Adis had flashed your dicks. Hmm. Oh and I fucked your sister.
Joshy – George Bush Jnr can get away with saying the most stupid things ever as they get passed off as “Bushisms”. It’s my aim to make sure that you don’t get off that lightly. Whilst some people seem to pity you for the genocide that’s been committed on your brain cells, I’m an equal opportunity arsehole and wont take your ‘special circumstances’ into consideration when reminding you just how stupid your words are.
Sarah – So you’ve got a Jebediah website? WORK IN PROGRESS/FALLING OUT AGAIN IS DEAD! When will you people just move on and stop trying to replicate it.
2 Guests – For some reason there’s normally two guests online each time I’m on. Thank you for hiding, since if you’re that stupid that you don’t know how to register anything you would say is surely comparable to that of Joshy, Lupty and other such posters.
Dave – Well what can I say about Dave…He started this tradition about commenting on everyone for your 1000th post so I guess all I can say is Dave, Fuck you. All these feigned niceties really aren’t necessary. After all it’s not everyone else who made me post 1000 times, it was my commitment, my perseverance…basically it was my greatness that made me put up with imperialistic scum like you. And another thing, why the fuck did you make a big deal about your 1000th post anyway? You didn’t earn it, all you post is pointless spam. You’re like joshy without the excuse of being a newbie.
Sam – There’s many ways to describe Sam. “buffy nerd”, “harry potter nerd”, “buffy nerd”, “HIV infected”, “buffy nerd”…but I think the most fitting is “a defensive date rapist who hides the fact that he’s a wanna-be artfag behind his helmet-like hair cut.”
Josha – For some reason when thinking of Josha I always think of child porn…Not in the kind of way that I then go and jack off, but more in the “hi, my name’s Josh and I carry photos of the Olsen twins in my wallet” kind of way.
Aaron – Aaron created quite a stir on HMJ one day. Then he conformed, he went against everything he believed in because he was scared of getting kicked off the board. I’ll wait until you’re older then drop a match whilst you’re getting a kerosene bath.
Slushpup – Everyone always says that you’re the nicest person on the board…What the fuck is the deal with that?! Who are you trying to impress?! This is the Internet, not some Peru prison system beauty contest. God gave women periods, can’t you see he doesn’t want you to be nice.
TLCM – Well, well, well…Tanya. You live in a small country town. I guess I should congratulate you on not killing yourself yet. Why?
AppleGerl – So you’ve got shingles? Maybe you should concentrate on continuing to be a revo rather than being more like a pirate. After all, look where it got John Lennon. *bang bang*
Phoebe – Where to start, where to start. I love you.
Heath – This guy likes Guns N Roses, (or should that be “Guns and Motherfucken Roses”?), and Jebediah trust him to manage them? WHERE’S THE STADIUM SHOWS, HEATH?! WHERE’S THE CHANGING LINE-UP?! The only reason you’re still managing Jebediah is because you’re not good enough for Andrew W.K. to employ you.
Dudley – Well Ellen, you’re the silent achiever of the board. And by that I mean you continue to achieve the status of “shittest poster” without anyone really noticing. I guess the newbies detract the attention away from you. Damn shame, there’s a lot of reasons to hate you. The Vines.
Nads – I guess you don’t post here enough. So you really don’t deserve to have me writing about you. Just like Carl on the Simpsons, you’re the token inclusion.
Michael – For someone who seems to bag everyone else’s musical tastes, you sure do like some shit bands. On top of that you’ve got gay porn on your computer, you like ‘heart of glass’ and last night you were making a list of the places you and Adis had flashed your dicks. Hmm. Oh and I fucked your sister.
Joshy – George Bush Jnr can get away with saying the most stupid things ever as they get passed off as “Bushisms”. It’s my aim to make sure that you don’t get off that lightly. Whilst some people seem to pity you for the genocide that’s been committed on your brain cells, I’m an equal opportunity arsehole and wont take your ‘special circumstances’ into consideration when reminding you just how stupid your words are.
Sarah – So you’ve got a Jebediah website? WORK IN PROGRESS/FALLING OUT AGAIN IS DEAD! When will you people just move on and stop trying to replicate it.
2 Guests – For some reason there’s normally two guests online each time I’m on. Thank you for hiding, since if you’re that stupid that you don’t know how to register anything you would say is surely comparable to that of Joshy, Lupty and other such posters.
