vish
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Post by vish on Mar 6, 2003 0:05:13 GMT -5
i now open the "hmj bachelor auction". all proceeds go to a worthy chaity. namely, the "give money to slushpup" foundation. first up we have dr everlong, known to some as "dave". and what a fine specimen he is. ok lets start the bidding....do i hear $20? cmon...$20 people....*waits*  Does he come giftwrapped with a free pen and a badge saying "I Own Dr Everlong and I'm Still Smiling" ? *looks in wallet* |
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Post by slushpup on Mar 6, 2003 3:33:13 GMT -5
Does he come giftwrapped with a free pen and a badge saying "I Own Dr Everlong and I'm Still Smiling" ? *looks in wallet* yeah it does. wrapped in a beautiful bouquet of purple and red tissue paper and tied with a tasteful bow, dave could be all yours for just the low low price of $20. ill also include (for free no less!)my autobiography: "cooking with slushpup". josha- you cant have him for a buck. thats just wrong. everyone knows dave is worth more then 1 dollar!! ...hes worth 2 dollars.... |
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Post by josha on Mar 6, 2003 3:36:54 GMT -5
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Post by slushpup on Mar 6, 2003 3:46:14 GMT -5
just because your in love with him josha, it doesnt mean that you can make dave "play for the other team" (so to speak...) |
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Post by captain heinemann on Mar 6, 2003 3:47:23 GMT -5
i don't know if i can stretch to twenty, unles it's monopoly money. i've got lots of monopoly money, unless of course my mum sold my set....  but yeah i bid for dave or doc... or what not.... will josha be up for auction soon.. i got lots of money were he's concerned  ... unless she sold the set.... |
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Post by captain heinemann on Mar 6, 2003 3:49:13 GMT -5
and dave isn't gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he cant be..... it's not fair.... |
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Post by slushpup on Mar 6, 2003 4:00:42 GMT -5
dave is now reduced to the lower than low price of $10. thats right. and monopoly money is definately accepted. if by "monopoly money", you mean real money that can be used in exchange for goods and services.
and new to the chopping block is...josha! well, doesnt he look sharp in that cute safari suite with matching pink bowtie. bidding starts at...uh...make me an offer.
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Post by captain heinemann on Mar 6, 2003 4:03:40 GMT -5
TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS !!!!!!!!!
GIVE HIM TO ME TO ME TO ME!!!!!!!
<jumps up and down> if that wasn't already implied
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Post by slushpup on Mar 6, 2003 4:05:08 GMT -5
TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS TWENTY CENTS !!!!!!!!! GIVE HIM TO ME TO ME TO ME!!!!!!! <jumps up and down> if that wasn't already implied make it 50c and youve got yourself a deal |
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Post by captain heinemann on Mar 6, 2003 4:05:53 GMT -5
FORTY!
<crosses fingers>
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Post by slushpup on Mar 6, 2003 4:08:01 GMT -5
50c or its no dice. and incidently, no josha as well. *tick tock tick tock*
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Post by captain heinemann on Mar 6, 2003 4:09:05 GMT -5
what.. no... but... i.. you.. i... but..
forty five???
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Post by captain heinemann on Mar 6, 2003 4:11:58 GMT -5
pleeeeeease <attempts to look cute and hopeful> |
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Post by slushpup on Mar 6, 2003 4:12:15 GMT -5
50. 50. 50. 50. if you keep on resisting ill just have to withdraw him from the auction. or raise the price to 55c. either way.  |
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Post by captain heinemann on Mar 6, 2003 4:14:10 GMT -5
WHAT NO! NO! NO! FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY and now im going off to television but when i come back i better own that little safari suited boy! and if anyone outbids me  you will suffer the consequences ! |
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