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Post by everlong on Feb 19, 2003 3:49:27 GMT -5
You have to talk heaps of shit in your posts.
Like, don't be bored, because being bored is boring.
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Post by captain heinemann on Feb 19, 2003 4:04:25 GMT -5
well here is the fantasized version of MY day.
first i woke up to the sound of screaming i realised it was the sound of a million maidens being fed to the devil so i jumped up weith my armour and my sword and ran off to save the poor buggers. (un?)fortunately i arrived too late and all the pretty ladies were dead however i thought the devil was a pretty hot (ohohohoho, the pun, the pun) piece of work so we orgnased to 'do breakfast' howveer that didn't go quite as planned because well.... you know how it is when your the devil and youve got a job to do, blahblahblah, people to kill, children to torture.
anyway so i went back to bed but then i realised that shite i was going to be late for school. so i jumped up pulled on my super duper purple and pink space suit with its super cool glow in the dark crotch protector and climbed onto the roof to take the fastest way to school : flying in my combieship well i started off (hoping not to get stopped not having my space license yet and all) but traffic was slow, what with all those tall american buildings still hanging around, so i figured i'd try jumping.
luckily i landed right on top of the 'handsomest most elgible guy in the school, in the whole education system there has never been such a boy' and crushed that yuppy scum to death.
with such a good satrt to the morning i rushed off to my locker full of beans (the girl at the bean stadn sure is cute) anyway i arrived at my locker to find 'stupid princess' written on it so i kicked and dented my locker screaming "stellaaaaaa, stellaaaaaaa!" it didn't seem to do anythign so i toddled off to class.
once in class i had LIFE DRAWING *gigglegiggle* however some stupid shit decided that he didn't like artists and ran her over. i sat and waited listenign to the sound of my vic rinciples vocie who (like me) loves the sound of it. then i heard an announcement that shocked me. if i didn't move my toyota immeadiately it was going to get run over (sad how thats true) so dashing out of the class follwed by screams form my teacher i run to my car only to be met by three mean looking memebrs of the resistance (you know that group that conform to non-conformity) well i beat two to a pulp but was so down by the third one i let them drag me off to their meeting where, for several hours, they preached their movemnt at me. spitting and yelling and hair flying everywhere. then a bright light shone from without, but it was alright. it was just the fat bugger scratching his arse.
anyway on and on this went when suddenly they all satrt laughing. turns out their socialists in drag as the resistance, whule thier distracted bitching about the anarchists i ran off and started my own community of ittle blue men who i call the s;odfciofuckheadssdhfne.
anyone who wants to join can call us anytime on 1800 123 400
some people say we're mad, we just say we're the government
and i apologise for all typing errors but i can't be fucked checking for them
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Post by josha on Feb 19, 2003 4:05:57 GMT -5
fuck we dont need your life story  |
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Post by Dudley on Feb 19, 2003 4:09:06 GMT -5
what with all those tall american buildings still hanging around, LAUGH. That could've easily been made into 3 posts if you stretched it. Pfft spammers these days. |
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Post by captain heinemann on Feb 19, 2003 4:10:14 GMT -5
fuck we dont need your life story shrug if thats one day, i suppose you don't want my life story |
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Post by captain heinemann on Feb 19, 2003 4:11:56 GMT -5
LAUGH. That could've easily been made into 3 posts if you stretched it. Pfft spammers these days. Pfft, God's these days |
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Post by everlong on Feb 19, 2003 4:22:14 GMT -5
wikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhack I just stretched the page, assholes  [/heel turn] |
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Post by Dudley on Feb 19, 2003 4:35:43 GMT -5
pfft thats is sooo last thread.
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Post by michael on Feb 19, 2003 4:37:28 GMT -5
wikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhack wikkedywhackwikkedywhackw ikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikk edywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikked ywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedyw hackwikkedywhackwikked ywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhac kwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikked ywhackwikkedywhackwikk edywhack wikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikkedywhackwikk edywhackwikkedywhack I just stretched the page, assholes [/heel turn] heel turn = ratings loss. |
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Post by everlong on Feb 19, 2003 4:42:27 GMT -5
heel turn = ratings loss. what? |
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Post by michael on Feb 19, 2003 7:07:29 GMT -5
..well clearly turning you heel would be a failed heel turn. it'd piss people off. ratings would go down. |
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Post by everlong on Feb 19, 2003 7:26:54 GMT -5
..well clearly turning you heel would be a failed heel turn. it'd piss people off. ratings would go down. *stunner* *sings 'Jimmy Crackcorn'* |
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Post by Enis on Feb 19, 2003 10:40:11 GMT -5
dave ur a real bastard
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Post by ALYCESAN on Feb 20, 2003 3:37:11 GMT -5
im adding nothing to this nothing thread
p.s im bored
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Post by captain heinemann on Feb 22, 2003 0:19:45 GMT -5
farck
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We cant all be hArDC0Re PuNX like you 
