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Post by Bree To Blame on Oct 20, 2001 22:55:09 GMT -5
This is a thread dedicated to exactly what it says. Its like a Dr Karl show, except that I dont even pretend to know what Im talking about...
So shall I start? good. okay then...
Q.1~ Why are your fingernails always dirty after a drunken night out?
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Post by dayvid on Oct 21, 2001 7:06:17 GMT -5
SWEAT.?
Q. WHY IS THE BAND PRONOUNCED "FIVE"?, WHEN THEIR NAME IS WRITTEN "5IVE" WHICH WOULD BE PRONOUNCED "FIVEIVE"?
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Post by bossman on Oct 21, 2001 7:22:23 GMT -5
Maybe thats their level of education? they mightn't of got a hang of spelling just yet
Q why does time go slow when something boring but goes fast when something good? could it be relativity hmm eh?
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Post by tropiksun45 on Oct 21, 2001 16:03:39 GMT -5
Q why does time go slow when something boring but goes fast when something good? .......purposly just to piss you off....life's funny like that...
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Oddy
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Post by Oddy on Oct 21, 2001 19:01:55 GMT -5
You don’t need talent just the attitude.
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Post by Bree To Blame on Oct 21, 2001 21:09:27 GMT -5
Q~Why does time go slow when you're drunk but fast when you're sober?
(no - im not an alcoholic)
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Chris_Jebs
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Just slippin along
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Post by Chris_Jebs on Oct 22, 2001 5:33:36 GMT -5
The brain slows down when you are drunk...Thinking and logical thought goes missin so time seems to last longer.
Why does it rain the day after you washed and cleaned your car?
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Post by dayvid on Oct 22, 2001 9:25:34 GMT -5
BREE TAKE IT FROM THE ELDERLY.. HEH.. ITS ALL LOVE. BAHH
RAIN.. HRMM MEBE ITS FER SILLY KIDS [LIKE MYSELF.. *ADMITS*] THAT DONT WATCH JEFF NEWMAN, OR TODD *MANCHILD* JOHNSON
ITS ALL ABOUT WASHING YR CAR EVERY SECOND DAY, ONE DAY WASH NET RAIN NEXT CLEAN THE YUK RAIN NEXT RAIN NEXT CLEAN THE MESS AGEN
AND THATS THE CIRCL OF LIFE..
PEACE,
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Post by Bree To Blame on Oct 22, 2001 20:50:56 GMT -5
Q~What am I thinking right now?
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Post by josha on Oct 22, 2001 20:55:04 GMT -5
BREE THATS DIRTY!
Q. Why is lassie such a wonder dog when the ordinary dog misses out on so very much
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malloy
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Help! I've fallen and can't find my beer!! DOH!!!
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Post by malloy on Oct 23, 2001 1:24:29 GMT -5
Lassie knows what u are thinking and has emotions, you see Lassie is a result of a lab experiment for the cloning of human dogs. Where as other dogs think of food and walks.
Q. Whats the best op shop in Perth? (if ur not in Perth then tell us what state ur from and ur best op shop)
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Post by paintbrushes on Oct 23, 2001 1:28:34 GMT -5
theres an op shop near my house that i havent been to yet, just about every arvo on my way home from werk i say to myself 'i gotta go in there one day!' but i never have. claire danes shopped there once, oh how i could kill kris roe wif that. hehehe. theres some cool op shops along king st in newtown, theres shitloads really.
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Post by Kisses_for_Cobain on Oct 23, 2001 6:48:36 GMT -5
we got this wicked lil opshopp in my town - Australind , okk maybe u dont know it but lets jsut say its part of bunbury and yeah its cool its in this wooden shack thing but i cant say i been in there cos its a bit toooo churchy for my likings but the clothes that they hang outside look pretty aws.
Q. Did Kurt D Cobain really kill himself? or did that C Love chick get someone to do it?
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shep82
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ROCK!!!!!!!
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Post by shep82 on Oct 23, 2001 6:57:19 GMT -5
neither, twas them damn afgans.....(not that i've got anythin against afgans...)
was that guy really the head of the kwik-e-mart?
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Post by Bree To Blame on Oct 24, 2001 6:05:50 GMT -5
yes, really. thank yoooo come again!!
Q~Why does soap taste horrible when its so obviously shaped like and called a cake? Are soap companies trying to take advantage of my stupidity?
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